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As most people who know me know, I’m a big fan of swing and early R&B music. I quite enjoy having discussions of such music. The other day a song came on the TV while playing poker: “Snatch and Grab it” by Julia Lee. Someone commented on the song and I asked if they knew who it was. I have a whole collection of her music, and I’ve always been fascinated by all of the double entrendre in the music of that era (The Spinach song by Julia Lee immediately sprang to mind) … so much so I once did a radio show on it. At any rate, that discussion prompted me to post this.

One of my favorite examples of early R&B bawdiness is actually “Shake Rattle and Roll”, which became a very popular song for Bill Haley and His Comets… but as with most of those songs that were covered by more accessible white bands, the original artists had far more colorful lyrics, and the remakes were santitized. Interestingly enough, one of the most colorful lyrics of “Shake Rattle and Roll” managed to get by the “censors”, perhaps because they didn’t have dirty enough minds to think that it was anything but a cute lyric. Below I’ve posted the entire lyrics to both songs, with the common lyric color coded for your amusement. Enjoy, and if you don’t get all of the dirty lyrics… good for you, you’re a better person than I.

Bill Haley’s Shake Rattle and Roll

Get out in that kitchen and rattle those pots and pans
Get out in that kitchen and rattle those pots and pans
Well roll my breakfast ’cause I’m a hungry man

I said shake rattle and roll
I said shake rattle and roll
I said shake rattle and roll
I said shake rattle and roll
Well you’ll never do nothin’
To save your doggone soul

Wearin’ those dresses your hair done up so nice
Wearin’ those dresses your hair done up so nice
You look so warm but your heart is cold as ice

repeat chorus

I’m like a one eyed cat peeping in a sea food store
I’m like a one eyed cat peeping in a sea food store

I can look at you tell you don’t love me no more

I believe you are doing me wrong and now I know
I believe you are doing me wrong and now I know
The more I work the faster my money go

Big Joe Turner’s Shake Rattle and Roll

Get outta that bed, wash your face and hands
Get outta that bed, wash your face and hands
Well, you get in that kitchen, make some noise with the pots ‘n pans

Way you wear those dresses, the sun comes shinin’ through
Way you wear those dresses, the sun comes shinin’ through
I can’t believe my eyes, all that mess belongs to you

I believe to the soul you’re the devil and now I know
I believe to the soul you’re the devil and now I know
Well, the more I work, the faster my money goes

I said shake, rattle and roll, shake, rattle and roll
Shake, rattle and roll, shake, rattle and roll
Well, you won’t do right to save your doggone soul

Yeah, blow Joe!

I’m like a one-eyed cat peepin’ in a seafood store
I’m like a one-eyed cat peepin’ in a seafood store

Well I can look at you till you ain’t no child no more

Ah, shake, rattle and roll, shake, rattle and roll
Shake, rattle and roll, shake, rattle and roll
Well, you won’t do right to save your doggone soul

I get over the hill and way down underneath
I get over the hill and way down underneath
You make me roll my eyes, even make me grit my teeth

I said shake, rattle and roll, shake, rattle and roll
Shake, rattle and roll, shake, rattle and roll
Well, you won’t do nothin’ to save your doggone soul

Shake, rattle and roll!

This post is particularly addressed to the DJs who DJ with me at HotJam, but I post it publicly anyway.

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DJing a swing event can be fun, but it should be treated responsibly. When stated that way, it can sound like we’re taking ourselves too seriously as dancers and DJs.  I don’t mean to, as we all love dancing, and the music that we choose to dance to, and overly discussing and analyzing a thing can take a way a lot of that fun.  We do, however, need to treat it as a responsibility as well as a privilege.  We get to provide the foundation for a lot of people to have a good time

I say all this to start a dicussion about good and bad practices that swing DJs fall into, some guidelines as they pertain to DJing at HotJam, and to hopefully share some ideas how we may all improve our DJing, and thus the good times that we provide and get to enjoy ourselves.

First the guidelines:

* Music Selection – HotJam provides a specific niche (or more likely related niches) that other venues may or may not provide.  From experience I’ve found that the quickest way to kill a venues to to try to be too inclusive.  What that means for our DJs is that we would like folks to stick to a foundation of Vintage and Vintage inspired music.   That’s a pretty vague definition, purposefully, as everyone should feel free to play good dance music… but the foundation should stick to what people expect:  Good solid Swing music.  Other styles are not “banned”, so it’s OK to hear some blues, soul, and even pop at Hot Jam, but if you are doing so, you should be mindful of how you got there, and how you are getting back (more on this the “transitions” and “observation” sections).  Theme nights, when they occur, are generally exempt from this of course.

* Requests – Request are great to take and attempt to handle, but if they do not fit your set, your comfort zone, or just do not work with HotJam guidelines (and you feel there is no way to make it work), then you should feel comfortable in saying “I’m sorry, I can’t”.  You cannot make everyone happy.  Someone not too long ago asked me for some specific Frank Sinatra, and I honestly did not have what they wanted.  They were not pleased with me, thinking “what kind of swing DJ doesn’t have a lot of Frank”.  I hate to disappoint, but so be it.

* Tempos and transitions – It’s always a real trick to play music that everyone can and wants to dance to.  In my experience there’s a good comfort zone anywhere from the low 100 BPMs to around 180BPM for the average dancer.  I myself try to keep my “baseline tempo” around 155BPM.  That just means if I averaged my set, i’d probably end up in that area “overall”. That doesn’t mean play all songs in that tiny range, and never play songs outside of the average comfort zone.  You should be mindful not to string too many songs together that alienate a lot of people.  Transition your tempos in a comfortable and fun way.  If you just played a 200BPM song, it’s probably not wise to follow it with two more faster songs, yet I think it’s jarring to suddenly go from 200BPM to 110BPM every time you play a fast song.  Transitions don’t just apply to tempo, however.  We do have a lot of different styles to play in our sets, and it’s equally jarring to play “Jumpin’ at the woodside” and then follow it up with “Wade in the water”.  The two styles are danceable, but there isn’t an obvious connection. I like to challenge myself by thinking of ways to get from point A to point B.  “Jumpin’ at the Woodside”, followed by “St. Louis Blues”, followed by “Christopher Columbus (Maxine Sullivan Version), then finally to “Wade in the Water” for example, might be one way I “get there”.  Of course, I’ll need to get back too (especially since “Wade in the Water” is outside my own comfort zone).   Sometimes you can make dramatic changes, and they can make sense and are even fun, but you really need to know your crowd and the mood… which brings us to the next guideline.

* Pay attention – It’s easy to become self-involved in what we are playing, and to think “This is a great song, they’ll love it”.  But that’s not always the best way to DJ.  Watch the crowd, see what they are enjoying, and work to keep them happy.   A good DJ can challenge themselves by directing the group to enjoy music that they might not normally enjoy, if they are observant and employ good transitions.  I myself like to dance a song here and there while I DJ.  This allows me to get a better feel of whether the crowd is enjoying it or not.  Be careful though, as it’s quite easy to ignore your surroundings, especially if you are playing one of your favorite songs, or even worse, one of your “new discoveries”.  Use the “dance and dj” combination carefully, and probably sparingly.

Beyond the guidelines, I have never been afraid to share my opinion (much to the dismay of many I’m sure), and won’t hesitate to do so here.  I have a lot of things that work for me, or maybe they don’t, you can let me know.  I’m not saying you have to do it my way, but if any of us have some holes in our DJing skills, perhaps we can learn from each other.

* Try not to have pre-established sets.  Almost all new DJs go through a period of time where they generate their music set lists prior to DJing.  I totally understand this, as it can be very stressful to attempt to put together a list of music that people will like, and having plenty of time to think about this allows us to concentrate on the technical aspects of DJing (going to the next song, not accidentally cutting off a song, playing the wrong song, screwing up the volume, or any number of other things).  I would encourage you to *NOT* make set lists as soon as you can get out of doing so.  I can put together a list of 20 – 30 songs that I love to dance to and think are great, but there’s no telling how those songs are going to go over once you start.  You *must* be flexible in your song selection.  This is especially true if you get a request.  If you get an odd request that doesn’t fit your current set-list, then there is no transition.  If I have to play a song I didn’t account for, I immediately surround it with “transition” songs, and almost never immediately play the request.

I tend to throw a bunch of songs I want to play into my queue and then start moving them around and adding songs between them. Ultimately some of those songs get removed because I’m noticing that they won’t play well, or might not even transition well.

* Don’t go out of your way to make one person happy.   Often times DJs have specialized skills or collections, and they are selected to DJ because of that.  If your are one of those types and you try to fulfill a request that is outside your comfort zone, it’s going to be very obvious.    Further, if someone is requesting something outside the comfort zone of the crowd, you’re just going to make a larger group unhappy, rather than that one person who isn’t going to get what they want.

* Improve your DJ setup.  I am *NOT* a fan of iTunes as a DJ platform.  I’m unfortunately in a growing minority here.  If you must use it, then you need to learn how to preview songs while others are playing.  You might remember that one song you are about to play as being great, but if you had a chance to listen to it you might find that it doesn’t transition well, or isn’t even the version you were thinking about.  Get yourself a USB external sound device so that you can both listen and play at the same time, and learn how to use both.  I’m not sure how you do that using iTunes, since I refuse to use it for anything other than manipulating my iPhone.  I use BPM Studio, a full fledged DJ application.  Regardless, the important part is being able to listen and play two different songs at the same time.

* Tempos.  I’ve found that, as a dancer, the first song I hear and dance to tends to be my baseline for the rest of the night.  Therefor if the first song I hear is 130BPM, then everything, for the rest of the night, is either faster or slower than that.   It’s for that reason that I started playing a slightly faster song, to build a more realistic baseline, if I was the first DJ of the evening.  I personally like to dance to songs in the 180 range as an average, and got annoyed whenever everyone asked me to “play something slower”.   Also, realize that the style of your music can actually make the song seem faster or slower than it is.  The last time I was at HotJam I asked someone to dance when I played a song in the “Boogie” style.  They said “yes, but not this song, it’s too fast”.  I refused to let them get away with it since the song was probably around 160bpm, but sounded faster due to the boogie rhythm.  I think in the end they understood.   I’ve had people ask for something “fast” but what they really meant was “neo-swing”.  Again: Know your crowd.

Well, that’s it… Let me know where I’m full of crap, or where you think you can help me (and others) improve.

A song 23 years in the making.
(A story of the first two songs I ever wrote, with audio evidence)

When I was around 13 my parents bought me an electric (musical) keyboard. It didn’t do much, but it had some pre-set drum beats that allowed me to noodle around and make some actual music. I didn’t know how to play piano at all, but I was knowledgeable about music since I had been playing Clarinet for year.

It didn’t take long for me to actually create a song… well, the beginnings of a song. The next few years as I learned more about music the song evolved… I even recorded it onto a tape (which has long since disappeared).

A few years later while house sitting for my girlfriend’s family, I borrowed her keyboard which was quite a bit better than my own. Her keyboard allowed me to record multiple tracks onto the keyboard itself. A few days of house-sitting and the song was complete, but stuck on her keyboard.

Fast forward some years later. Around the time my college career was ending I discovered something called “Tracking”. A pretty popular geek musical past time, tracking is like the programming version of creating music. You don’t use a musical instrument, instead you use an application that allows you to create “tracks” where you fill in data in numbered slots. That data translates to the starting and stopping of instruments, volumes, panning, effects… etc. The sound quality was awful, as all the samples it used were 8-bit at the time (meaning they were full of hiss and muffled almost static sounds). It was a popular thing though, so I decided to give a try.


The ModPlug Tracker interface

My first attempt was to convert that old song. So I borrowed the keyboard (I was happy that she kept the recorded song for so many years), and set to converting the song, one note at a time. I never had a name for the song, though I remember naming it quite a while after the conversion when I was 23, ten years after I began the song when I was 13, so I not so cleverly named it 23/13.

I’ve played the song for my wife and kids (the kids really like it)… and over the years many fellow geeks on IRC heard it as well. As the years went on, I began to be annoyed and a bit embarrassed at how low the sound quality was. So recently I decided to revisit the song and update it. I grabbed a new tracker, and armed myself with fresh 16bit samples. Interestingly enough this new take is 13 years from my last work on it (23 years after I began, making the 23/13 name even more appropriate).

So here I present to you, the first song I ever wrote. Yes, it’s a bit cheezy (what do you expect from a 13 year old), and may not be your cup of tea at all… but I’m still proud of it. It’s not Jazz/Swing, it’s not blues, and it’s not “funk” really, which are what most people would probably expect from me since those are what I’m generally listening to the most.

23/13
23/13 
(Click here to download the mp3)

The next song…

During the same era of my life, I create a few more “Tracks” (we called them MOD’s as they were named after the Amiga Modular Tracker). The second one I created completely from scratch just experimenting with the tracker to see what would come out of my head. I’d kind of randomly put some notes down, listen to it, and then adjust it until I had something I liked. I haven’t a clue why, but I named it “XL-101″. After I finished revamping the first song this last weekend, I gave XL-101 the same treatment. It also is cheezy. The updated version is decidedly more electronic sounding than the first, which surprises me… but music creation is organic that way to me.

At any rate, here’s the second song I wrote…

XL-101
XL-101 
(Click here to download the mp3)

I’ve only recorded a total of 8 songs I have written my entire life. I’m not a gifted song-writer, but I have created a few uncomplicated songs. I’m not sure why I decided to share… I guess mostly because any song deserves to be listened to, even if it is by just a few people.