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If you try, you can look at a situation academically without getting fully tied up in idealism.  Sure it’s almost impossible to get your politics out of the equation, but if you try, you can at least consider the facts and arguments that people make.  At that point, one should at least try to empathize with those arguments before completely dismissing them.

For me, this is such a reasoning, and my hope isn’t that you simply agree with the conclusions I may draw, but understand how those conclusions might be made.  For this “study” we are going to consider a term that’s been thrown around a lot lately — socialism — and a new term that I’m making up called momoism.  We’ll start with a definition.

Socialism is defined as “a theory or system of social organization that advocates the vesting of the ownership and control of the means of production and distribution, of capital, land, etc., in the community as a whole.”

There have been a lot of claims that our current administration is moving us toward socialism.  While that’s certainly hyperbole, it has an element of truth.  (This is where you must consider facts, and be logical, not emotional).  To restate the definition, Socialism is the ownership of entities by the government. These entities control production, and distribution of both capital (money and products) and land in the community as a whole (the Country in this case).

Are we socialist?  No.  We are primarily a privately run country.  Almost all our goods and services are produced by private companies.  One could spend hours talking about all of the privately produced and distributed capital, and all of the land owned privately.  We are still a regulated capitalist country in terms of the economy.

But of  course, the element of truth regarding socialism *does* exist.  The Government has owned many entities such as Social Security and Medicare or years.  While these entities are completely owned by the government, the industries they are in are not.  Social Security is a division of financial insurance, a sort of life insurance, and Medicare is a division of Medical insurance.  To some these partial ownerships are “steps” toward socialism.  That’s certainly valid, as the invention of Social Security is certainly closer to Socialism than without it, but it’s a pretty minor leap if one is honest.

Recent events can also be seen moving closer to socialism.  I’m obviously speaking of the health care reform just passed.  But before we get to that obvious piece, there’s *more* socialism in addition on to that bill that was added last minute: Student Loans.  Prior to the passage, student loans were not completely controlled by the government, but now they are.  One could look at this two different ways: Student loans as an entire industry, or student loans as part of the overall loan industry.  Either way, the step towards socialism exists, but once again it’s minor.  The fear, of course, is that each of these minor steps add up.  That’s hard to argue against. And to bring it back to health care, the reform aims to improve coverage by in part adding more people to the government systems.  A very minor step only in terms of numbers.  Otherwise there really isn’t much in it towards the academic definition of socialism.

The definition of socialism also mentioned land ownership. Did you know that as of 2008, the government owned around 30% of all land?  Further, that 30% is primarily land that contains natural resources (oil/gas/mineral).  (http://blog.heritage.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/federally-owned-land.jpg). Further, the current administration has been making plans (and indeed has been) buying up land.  (http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2010/mar/02/white-house-land-grab/)

That brings us to Momoism.  Yes, it’s a made up word.  I will define momoism as “a system of government, led by an executive with complete power over industry, and commerce, while suppressing opposition”.  First notice that I don’t mention government ownership, rather control.  In momoism, the government seeks to control and regulate all industries, while leaving them under private ownership.  The executive, of course, is either the leader or the “administration” and has ultimate power.

A fictitious country, let’s call it Momoland, would be under the control of  the “Momo”.  The Momo would regulate industries like Heath Care by controlling who gets what, how much companies can charge.  Even though Momoland might have other branches of government, they would largely be controlled by the Momo.  Such power would inevitably lead to the government controlling other aspects of life, and could end up up with the government controlling speech, religion, and other apsects of everyday social life.

Now obviously Momoism is an extreme situation, and I bring it up to make a point.  While there certainly are people who believe Socialism is a valid government, others think it’s evil. The truth is that all governments have their strengths and weaknesses, and I’m not here to debate that.  Momoism, though, is evil in the way I’ve described it.  Full control over your life, while ceding ownership to citizens is akin to Socialism.  Both systems control industry, though momoism does it through law and regulation, while Socialism is more honest about it and gives the industry to the “people” (government).  Socialism is usually democratic, still giving the people the opportunity to elect it’s officials, who then in turn enact laws.  Momoism pretends to do that, but ultimately cedes power to the Momo and his branch of government.  While the people may elect other Momos, and even sub-Momos, ultimate power still lies at the top because the top controls all of the private companies.

Yes Momoism is an extreme, and certainly no modern government participates in full-on Momoism.  Yet, there are some similarities between Momoism and Socialism.  I already alluded that whether the government controls or owns an industry, the end is similar in that the industry must act according to the governments rules.  Socialism takes a lot of control away from the people beyond elections, but Momoism takes it to the extreme.

Now let’s say everyone was arguing about our government heading towards Momoism instead of Socialism.  I, of course, would say the same thing: It’s a hyperbolic argument that only has elements of truth.  The recent Health care bill, of course, adds more regulation to an industry going so far as to tell private companies that they must cover people regardless of condition.  In the insurance industry, that’s difficult to overcome.  I don’t wish to get into that argument here, so it should be sufficient to say that each step taken towards telling an industry what to do, leads us closer to momoism.  Further, each time the Legislative branch gives the Executive branch more power, as was given countless times under the Bush Administration (eg. the Patriot Act which was recently extended under the Obama Administration) leads us closer to Momoism.  Even more of a step towards Momoism was the recent bailouts of multiple industries.  The bailout of GM, for example, led to the government getting more of a say what a private company can do. Once GM took the bailout they were obligated to fire their CEO (regardless of what the company and it’s investors wanted), cut entire lines of cars (again regardless of whether they were moneymakers or not).

And of course, recent talks and attempts by the government to regulate the internet (Net Neutrality) and the airwaves (The Fairness Doctrine — Renamed to include the use of “diversity” and “local”) which essentially tells us that even though we can say what we want, we have to make sure someone else will say the opposite, in equal time, before we say it.  But there I go again, getting dangerously close to idealism.

The point of all this is that we have taken steps toward both of these “isms”, and there are those of us who think both “isms” are not good for a lot of legitimate reasons.  It’s much too simplistic to simply say “Obama is a Socialist” or a “Obama is a Momoist”.  Neither are true, but the actions taken by this government, over a long period of time (decades) have moved us closer towards both and further away from our roots.  One can argue that it’s a good thing, but certainly one can argue the opposite, and have good reasons for doing so.  Pure forms of both are not good for America.

Now, one final thing.  Perhaps you were smart enough to make the connection.  While I said “Momoism” is made up… it actually is not.  Please replace the word “Momo” with “Dictator”, “Momoland” with any number of countries in the WWII era, and “Momoism” with Fascism.  Do *NOT* replace Obama with Hitler, as that’s a non-starter for me, but do recognize that the term “Natzi” is a the shortened verson of “National Socialism”.

Of course when we bring any of those terms up one immediately conjures up “Hitler”.  It’s a false immediate comparison, and in Academic terms, should not be tied to each other exclusively.  If suddenly you are offended, and think that I’m part of the crazy “Obama is Hitler” wacko fringe group, you don’t know me, and never will.  I would ask you to not read my blog, and sever any ties to me… we have nothing more to discuss.  Seriously, I feel that strongly about it.  Otherwise, I simply ask you to consider why *some* people bring up fascism and socialism, as it’s a legitimate concern to them.  History has not been kind to either form of government.  Let’s leave the hyperbole out of it, and recognize the arguments for what they are: Legitimate debate.

I’ve done really well lately, and no, I’m not above bragging.

Out of the last 10 tournament’s I’ve played, I’ve finished 6th once, 5th once, 3rd twice, 2nd three times, and 1st once.  That’s eight final tables out of ten.  The streak started with the 6th and 5th place finishes and continued to improve from there.

Part of being a good poker player is believing you are good and having confidence, otherwise you’ll let people roll over you.  The flip side to that is arrogance, which will surely make you lose.  You need to recognize other good players, and give them the respect they deserve without giving up your own confidence.  Yes, there’s a lot of psychology to poker (Live poker more so than online I think).

Here’s my problem.  Since *most* of what I play are “free” tournaments, do I count a winning streak as truly good poker playing, luck, adjusting to bad players, etc…?  Undoubtedly it’s some of all those thing and more.  It’s hard for me to deny that such a streak isn’t just pure luck, but to brag about being good at free poker seems a bit silly to me, which of I can’t help do anyway.  Also, I’m a one trick pony.  I play play really good Free No Limit Tournaments against a field of around 50 players.  What happens when I change one ore more of the variables.  Could I go deep against a larger playing field, for real money?  (Actually, I did play an online tournament the other week with a $2 entry against over 1000 other players and placed 5th getting $130 for the finish, but I can’t seem to come close to repeating that one).  I’m sure I’d lose my ass if I actually played any other game:  Omaha, Razz, Stud… I’ve proven I can hold my own in a No Limit cash game once, but could I do that regularly?  What about Limit? A good poker player should be well rounded, not just in one game, in multiple Limit structures and not *just* tournaments.

Not that I wouldn’t be fine just being awesome at Tournaments.  They do have the biggest payoffs, but to compare it to my other love, dancing, that would be like being able to really good aerials without being able to do a decent swingout.

But back to the streak.  I do think I can accept it for what it is:  I’ve  brought my game to a new level.  Once again I really want to test out whether this would translate to real-money games, but since the nearest legal gambling location is around 420 miles (Biloxi and Tunica are both about equal distance — Atlantic City is 800 Miles), it’s not likely I’m going to find out soon, or make a regular event of it.   I could tag along with some of the local players who make trips from time to time, but that takes money I don’t have right now. I know what kind of Bankroll I’d need to play comfortably, and I just don’t have it… I could play with a short amount of cash, and probably have a good time, but repeating my experience in Vegas where I paid for the entire trip by cashing in my first tournament, and continuing to cash in everything I played from then on, is just unrealistic.

I guess I’ll just have to keep at what I’m doing.  I’m building up quite a stack of gift certificates to the places I play at, at least there’s that.

As I mentioned before, I play a lot of free poker.

It’s not really free, but technically it is. All players can sign up at no cost, but the expectation is that you’ll support the venue that it’s held at by buying food and drinks. Free poker is similar to playing for free chips on any given online site. There’s little consequence for playing poorly, or taking chances you wouldn’t ordinarily take, so you can get pretty frustrated with bad players, especially if you take things more seriously, as I do.

Further, some poker companies allow you to pad your chip stack simply by buying drinks and food. Some places are so bad that they’ll give you 50% of the starting stack by buying a shot. Buy food, drink, and a few shots, and you have 10 times as much as a player who has not. The point of all of this is to support the venue who is paying the poker company to put on the game. It’s a great bit of capitalism, but it perverts the poker game dramatically.

Fortunately I have become involved with a company who stopped that particular practice long ago, and only awards a smaller amount of bonus chips for things like being a regular, or RSVPing in advance for the game. This has a similar effect as it encourages a regular clientele. Almost everyone eats/drinks anyway, so while it may not generate massive alcohol sales, it makes for some happier players, and evens the playing field a bit more. I so enjoy this company that I support them by running tournaments when a fill in is needed, and providing the website and web-related work for them. I’ve become pretty good friends with the owner, and am proud to be involved. (www.posh-poker.com in case you are curious).

I already pointed out the hazards of “free poker”, but I still love it.  When playing against regulars, you find they actually start developing a desire to play correctly and to improve their game.  So you quickly spot the people who are “donking” and the ones who take the game a bit more serious and adjust accordingly.  I’ve become pretty good at this.  I regularly make final tables, earning points towards end tournaments and taking down gift-certificate prizes.

After playing this way for years, I’ve improved my game dramatically.  The question became, however, was my play good enough and was so much “free” poker ruining my ability to play real poker.  I took that question to Vegas a few months back and found out, much to my pleasure, that I did have what it takes to survive a real game.  I played in four daily tournaments (one at the Golden Nugget, three at Binions) and cashed in every one.  I actually won the second tournament I entered at Binions.  I also played a few cash games, and came out quite a bit ahead there too.

There’s more to my improvement than just playing free poker, as I play online quite a bit, have read quite a few books, and immerse myself in poker media (books/magazines/tv) as much as I can.  But the regular live play has benefited me the most.  Even if you are playing against “donks”, you see a lot of hands, and I think any poker player will tell you that the more hands you see, the better you’ll get.

So if you get a chance to play some free poker, I highly recommend it.  It won’t cost you anything, and you may just improve!  If you live in an area where Casino’s are far away, you may just find some free poker companies… so look around.  I’ve often thought that if I ever moved back to California, I’d start one… even though you can take a short trip to a Casino, I think there would be a market for it where I used to live (San Luis Obispo, CA).

I have much more to say about poker, but it’s late and time for me to get some sleep… so there will be a part 3, probably a part 4, and beyond :)

- Jesse

Oh, by the way… I won the tournament I entered tonight, and placed 5th and 6th in the last two I entered :)   Go me!

I have a long history with Poker.  Some of my earliest childhood memories are playing poker with my brother and his friends.  We’d almost always play 5-card draw for pennies.  Needless to say we were all just playing Bingo.  None of us knew how to play.  Me at about 7-8 years old, my brother a few years older… we were pathetic.  A few years later, with my brother in his teens, alcohol became involved too.  Not much, just a beer or something to make us all feel like we were something.  I remember going to the store and buying “near-bear” so I could feel like I was part of it, though occasionally I partook in the real stuff too.

After I left Utah (at age 13), I didn’t really play much… though there were rounds of poker on the bus ride to and from school with Amanda and Nicole.  I don’t really recall the stakes, so I’m sure we just pretended there were going to be real stakes.

Years later, I started joining in the game a co-worker of mine,  Michael Graf, would host at his house with a bunch of work buddies. In the beginning, none of us had a clue.  We were playing “dealers” choice games like High Chicago, Football and so on.  Some real bizarre games.  I look back on it now and laugh.  On each wall was plastered the Poker hands so we’d all remember and could sneak a peak without being to obvious should we need to,  and a lot of us needed that help.  (For some reason people got flushes and straights mixed up in the order of things).

Eventually we all matured, and soon enough No Limit Hold ‘em became the name of the game.  Some of my friends got into it hardcore, while I was still playing casually.  Next thing I knew they were talking about their favorite pros, articles they read in Bluff Magazine, and Odds and such.  I was still pretty green.  Playing my cards, and not really considering the many other facets of the game.

Then I moved to Georgia.  I missed our home game.  It wasn’t so much the poker, though I really did enjoy the game, it was the social time… and the connection to my youth.  I looked around for a home game, but the only ones I was finding felt very shady.  I knew my level of play was not good, and these guys would take my money faster than I could say “call”.

Then my wife suggested I look at this site called “Meetup.com”.  Sure enough, I found someone who had set up a poker group.  Turns out it was a business that ran a free poker tournament at a bar. I showed up, very nervous, but happy to have a place to play… and it was free, with a chance to win a gift certificate.

That was almost 3 years ago.  Since then I’ve truly discovered the game.  The psychology of it, the mathematics, the personalities… all of it.  I absolutely love the game.  And I’ve gotten pretty good at it too. I’ve learned about all the pros, read tons of articles, books, and played a *lot* of Poker.

Free Poker is wildly popular in Georgia, where it is illegal to have even a penny ante home game (not that it stops people).  You can play multiple games any day of the week with different poker companies.  I’ve often thought that it would be a good business to start if we ever moved back to California.  While I’m here though, I’ll be happy to work with Jeff, who runs  my favorite games (well ran, Tony’s shut down leaving Jeff looking for a new place to host his games).

So I’ve become a regular in the Poker games around here.  I think I’m a formidable player.  There’s nothing like this game, which is largely a skill game, obviously mixed with luck.  I really enjoy improving my game, and picking apart the nuances of the game.  Yes it’s Free Poker, but I can play a real game too (more on that later).

One thing to note… I have an incredibly supportive wife who understands my need to socialize with other poker players.  I’m a very lucky man.

Coming in Poker Part II.  The Vegas Trip, wins and losses, internet poker, books and experience.